Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen

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This all began with a joke by Furbearingbrick in chat, "What if Jeff The Killer were drawn by Rob Liefeld?" Other users came up with their own ideas for disastrous Jeff spinoffs/interpretations, and it never stopped really. What follows are the more amusing ones. Now has And a [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Jeff_Spinoffs_Holiday_Special holiday special.]
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Jeff Gets Diabeetus.
Jeff Grows a Walrus Moustache because of it.
He keeps having to inject insulin while stalking people.
 
Jeff and Jane's Sexy Fun Times
 
Jeff and Cleric's Massive Orgy
 
Jeff The Killer get's a sex change/Becomes Lesbian.
 
Jeff The Killer Visits The Gynecologist
 
Jeff The Killer Clones Himself. "My own clone!" "Now neither of us will be virgins!"
 
Jeff the Killer uses Hyper-Realistic Descriptor. It was super effective
 
Jeff The Killer Gets Banned From The Wiki And Gets Butthurt
 
Jeff The Killer Gives Blood...HIS VICTIMS'
 
 
Jeff The Killer Gets An Anal Probe
Jeff the Killer>"Okay! That does it! Now LISTEN! Why is it that everything today has involved things going in, or coming out of, my ass!"
 
Michael Bay's Jeff The Killer
 
Jeff The Killer meets Mecha-Hitler.
 
Jeff The Killer Gets Manboobs... And squeezes them.
 
Jeff Discovers That He Has Chalimyda
 
Jeff Wears A Green Hoodie Because His White One Is At The Cleaners
 
Jeff Writes A Children's Show (It doesn't End Well)
 
Jeff Gets His Wisdom Teeth Pulled
 
Jeff Discovers Puberty
 
Jeff Experiments with Smiledog
 
Jeff Files His Tax Returns
 
Jeff Shits Bricks
Brick Shits Jeff (aww man, what did I ''eat''last night?!)
 
Jeff Eats His Fangirls
 
Jeff Becomes A Superhero
 
Jeff EXTREEEEEEEEME
 
Jeff The Ninja Turtle
 
Jeff Takes Steroids (Wait, that one . Nevermind.)
 
Jeff Types With Boxing Gloves On
 
Jeff: 20,000 BC
 
Jeff Licks A Frozen Doorknob
 
Jeff Is Actually A Snatcher (YOU LOOKED! JUNKER!)
 
Jeff Takes Bath Salts; Doesn't Change a Bit.
 
Johnson And Jeff Gangbang Smile Dog
 
Jeff meets Happy Wheels
 
Jeff Goes To Hell; Gets Kicked Out
 
Jeff vs The Heartbreak Of Psoriasis
 
Jeff Vs. Headcrabs
 
Wolfenmaus &Furbearingbrick Make Fun of Jeff "Rated Five Stars by Slendy Weekly!"
Jeff Is Forced To Wash His Hair
 
Jeff's Clothes Are Stolen By The Rake While He Bathes In The River
 
Jeff Switches Brains With A Gorilla
 
Jeff and The Tragedy Of Underage Drinking
 
Jeff Finally Starts To Hallucinate From His Extensive Sleep Deprivation
 
Jeff Trips Balls
 
Jeff Drinks An Entire Jug Of Moonshine And Passes Out, Awakens To Find Slendy Has Sharpied Rude Drawings On His Face
 
Jeff Doesn't Love Your Shitty OC, Get Over It
 
Jeff Inhales Smiledog, Slendy Shrinks To Microscopic Size To Retrieve Him
 
Jeff Purchases An iPhone 5
 
Jeff Faps To Pictures Of Dead Rabbits
 
Jeff Drops The Soap
 
Jeff Trips On A Roller Skate, Gets A Concussion
 
Jeff Becomes Morbidly Obese
 
Jeff, Slendy, Heron, Zalgo and Patrixxx Play Mahjonng
 
"Jeff Becomes A Hyper-Intelligent Scholar, Solves World Hunger and Propels Mankind to the great beyond. Then he eats babies like candy and Slaughters Mankind because why the fuck not?"
 
Jeff Ate A Baby!
Baby! It's what's for dinner!
Baby! The other, other white meat!
 
Jeff Becomes A Legomaniac
 
Jeff Vs The Screaming Shits
 
Jeff Gets The Flu
Seriously, what WOULD happen if Jeff got the flu? Would he be too sick to stalk people, or would he intentionally spread it to his victims instead of killing them?
 
Jeff vs Hayfever
 
Jeff Smells So Bad He Can Stun A Yak At 100 Yards
 
Jeff The Killer's Rampaging Gayness
 
Jeff The Killer Pees On Heron's Nest, Gets His Eyes Pecked Out
 
Jeff Thinks He Has A Week To Live, Suddenly Becomes Nicer To Slendy
 
Attack Of The 50-Foot Jeff
 
Jeff The Killer Does Your Mum
 
Jeff The Eats Too Much Halloween Candy
 
Jeff Gets Preganant
 
Jeff Has Sex With His Brother's Corpse (nevermind, I've actually found fanart of that. EEEEeeeeEEEwwww...)
 
Jeff's First Pube
 
Jeff Grows A Beard
Jeff's Beard Hops Off His Face And Goes On A Maniacal Rape-Fest
 
Jeff Drinks Bleach And Dies
 
Jeff Is Forced To Work For A Living
 
Jeff Turns Himself Inside Out
 
Jeff Bakes Cookies...OF DEATH!!
 
Jeff Gets The Infinity Gauntlet
 
Jeff Vs. Godzilla
 
Jeff Turns Into A Tree
 
Jeff Turns Dolan Into Duck a 'lorange
 
Jeff's Prom Date From Hell
 
Jeff Attempts To Learn To Drive
 
Jeff Paints The Spare Room
 
Jeff Begs For Change
 
Jeff Realizes He's Too Young To Vote
 
Jeff OD's
 
Jeff Sets Up A Wile E. Coyote Style Trap To Catch A Sleepwalker, Which Backfires In A Predictable Yet Hilarious Manner
 
Jeff Steps On A Lego
 
Jeff Chokes On A Baby's Femur
 
Jeff Overeats On Thanksgiving
 
Jeff vs....HIMSELF?!
 
Jeff Becomes A Yellow Lantern
 
Jeff The Condom. Wait wat.
 
Jeff Gets Athlete's Foot
 
Jeff Moons Everybody
 
Jeff Grows A Second Head (not that kind, get your mind out of the gutter)
 
Jeff Reproduces By Budding
 
Jeff Eats a Sack of Bagels.
 
Jeff Requires More Vespene Gas
 
Jeff the Killer Waits Patiently For Minecraft To Open and Fully Load.
 
Jeff The Killer Gets Caught In A Sandstorm; Immediately Regrets Having Burned Off His Eyelids
 
Jeff Gets Visited by a Genie and Wishes To Be a Real Woman.
 
Jeff Becomes a Creepypasta Wiki Admin and Bans Everyone.
 
Jeff Stabs Pedobear In The Eye
 
Jeff Takes Viagra
It makes his knife grow bigger :P
His knife sure is sharp
It can penetrate anything ;o
 
Jeff the Puppy Molester
 
Jeff Drinks Bongwater
 
Jeff's Jock Itch Adventure
 
Jeff-Bot
 
Jeff Drinks His Own Body Fluids
 
And, last but not least, Jeff dies laughing looking at all these stupid ideas.